Random Thoughts

Posted: August 24, 2010 in Random

This is a post from my previous blog slightly edited,

I liked it when I wrote it, hope you do too,

My thoughts are getting the better of me
So I thought I should write them down
But I should be working not writing;

Anyway here goes,
Has anyone ever wondered why the Nigerian Police has black as its uniform?
Its kinda eerie and has unseemly undertones,

I mean black’s associated with evil ….
I am black but skin color’s an exception(My Black Pride would let me believe);
In the movies it was always clothing,So I’m going to base this post on that……
OK. Let’s get back to the guys I love to hate:
These guys -the police- can be found terrorizing the citizenry
No one really escapes their clutches
But i was really thinking about the similarities between the brotherhood of black
The things mummy & daddy taught us as kids bout thieves:
Thieves wear black to camuoflage with the pitch black night
They can be found at roadblocks robbing people blind


Armed robbers extort money and valuables from innocent people because they have weapons
They can be found at drinking joints between the hours of 7 and 9, getting drunk
Okada is their favored means of transportation
They shoot and kill,then inform the court that it was accidental or Oga made them do it
They are agents of terror and everyone prays to avoid them
They invent laws on the spot and enjoy being begged
Who are we talking about again?
Oh,thieves ……..

Really,which of the above doesn’t spell Nigerian Police?!
My thoughts exactly!!

P.S : Ever wonder how Chioma Ajunwa got that gold medal at the olympic games? Think really hard ….. of course I know the answer. She came from the Nigerian Police (remember that mummy and daddy said that when thieves hear gunshots,they run and jump outta the way cos the ‘good’ guys are coming?!)and she heard a gunshot!!!

Comments
  1. Tosin Oye says:

    this is true and humorous esp @ the athlete God help us in this nation with all the agencies too

  2. jhola says:

    Hilarious obviously chinomso 😀

  3. opeyemi says:

    Lmao…. At the chioma ajunwa part….

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